Tuesday, November 09, 2004

The Assure Financial Group Profiles (part II)

On The Assure Financial Group Profiles (part l) i analyzed the permanant employees at Assure. Now i'll look into the co-op students who work under Anthony, known as "Team Force", which also includes myself. And for your information, we're all University of Waterloo students!

Kit
Program: Actuarial Science w/ Stat minor
Year: 2A

Kit is a simple guy. He is an early riser; y'know, the kinda guy who gets up for 8:30 classes everyday? He doesn't drink or party, or worry about girls. Instead he spends his time working to achieve what is really important to him: school, security, and good health! But even though he might be a bit plain, he is happy with who he is! I respect him because he doesn't try to decieve anyone. He's real, honest, and has more important things to do than worry about getting the newest Puma shoes!

Mary
Program: Statistics w/ Econ minor
Year: 2A

The first time you meet "miss_mary", she might remain silent and possibly ignore you. But after a while you'd realize she is cruel and humourous, although she isn't always good at it! She is what you call a "Fobabee"; a once white-washed Asian Canadian who has finally "awoken". She was once interested in white men, but now has a newly found fetish of Asian men. She now listens to Asian music and watches mainly Chinese and Korean movies like Stairway to Heaven - which by the way has nothing to do with the song! Interestingly, she'll be living on my floor at Mackenzie King Village next term in January. Hopefully we get along!

Jon
Program: Math/Bus
Year: 3B

If I was a 50 year old Mandarin-speaking Chinese woman, I would beg Jon to marry my daughter. He is conservative and doesn't drink. He plays piano and speaks fluent Mandarin. He is also nice, polite, and may still be a virgin on his wedding day! But if I was a life consultant (if there's such a thing), i would kick him in the ass so hard he would start crying!
Here's why... I see a lot of potential in him.. not in Business or Insurance, but in music and movie production! You see, he shot a couple promotional videos which were shown at our seminars, and in both of these videos were flashes of his true talent. The camera angles, the settings, and music were all crafted together very well. Trust me, i can tell he is really enthusiastic about this kinda stuff. He also seems very passionate about music, and i can imagine his desktop computer at home being filled with all kinds of mp3s; everything from Mozart to Eminem!
So why is he in a Math/Engineering school like Waterloo? Why not Ryerson or Trevis? Perhaps it could be his parents who are guiding him in the so-called "right" direction. If so, he needs to fight back!
I hate to say this... but until he has the balls to find his true self, he'll be yet another mama's boy with a boring life.

James T.
Program: Computer Science
Year: 2A

Not me! This is the other James at Assure. He worked for Anthony on his previous work term in winter 2004, but failed to find a better placement this time around (laziness?). So he's back at Assure as Anthony's bitch. He does everything Anthony is too lazy to do... like updating his client database, printing/photocopying, and giving us a hand with our seminars. Here's a secret: he occasionally supplies Anthony with weed. This might be the reason why Anthony likes him so much, despite his lack of dedication towards the job.

And finally there's me....

James P.
Program: Mathematics (for now, at least!)
Year: 2A

Well... 90% of this blog is about me, so read around!

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